Complaining of a killer head cold, White Team veteran and reigning TNH Champion Brett Christen returned to McCormick after a four week absence last night, and lead his team mates to a 5-4* victory over the Red Squad.
"I didn't think I'd make it" said Christen "there was a point there when I thought my head would explode. I was really stuffed up."
After hearing of his teammates dilemma, Ed "Big Head"Chassé stepped in, grabbed Christen by the curls and shoved a large dose of non-drowsy Nasal Blow* up his star's nose.
"A head cold? A head cold? Sheesh...does he know Bobby Baun played the 64' Stanley Cup with one leg? Don't get me started."
Christen rose above Chase's criticisms and, riding a high not unlike the one provided by a good prescription quality speed, contributed strongly to the White Team Victory.
The game, a close hard fought affair (which featured superior goaltending at both ends) was decided late in the third period after a serious gaffe by Red Rookie "Cameron" - Michael Kohn's protege. The young forward, (who is apparently a serious contender for the Stinky Boy award this year) coughed the puck up to fellow rookie, Paul L. and watched as he scored on a completely shocked Ronnie the K.
The young #55 was grief stricken: "Mr. Kohn said this series would be tough. Man, he never told me you guys would be forechecking and backchecking!"
What about the gaffe?
"Okay, I coughed it up, does there have to be an inquisition? Just don't tell Mr. Kohn. Please!"
The young rookie's mistake destroyed an otherwise "Hall Of Fame" performance by Red Team goalie Ronnie The K.
"I left it all out there on the ice tonight, I don't know what else I can do."
Pick it up, put it in your bag, and show up next week Ronnie!
And speaking of showing up, where were Captains Carter and Velagic? The two leaders were nowhere to be seen as the first game of the Spring Classic unfolded. A rather odd strategy at play-off time. Were they trying to avoid the McGee decision?***
Also conspicuous by their absence were vets Harp and Woolley. Were they responding to Shmotz's harangue in last weeks update and serving a self-imposed suspension? The rumour mill placed them at a couples counselling session in Etobicoke, but so far there is no confirmation.
Team White is strong and has to be the early favourite this year. With the return of the Terrible Lee's and the solid defensive work of Crossover Boy Bugden, they are a force to be reckoned with. We can only hope the gap doesn't get any wider.
Until next week.
The Former Commish
*Will Matthew M's Ref Boy call of "they were offside" on that final goal take one away from Red?
**Will Christen's use of non-prescription drugs put an asterisk on this game?
*** McGee made an executive decision and played for Team Velagic last evening.
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