Velagic names Kohn as interim captain, Oct 2-09
The speculation is over, the thinking has ceased. A decision has been made.
"I want Kohn!"
In a stunning move, Nedd Velagic has named Michael (aka Killer, aka Lost Boy) Kohn as interim captain of the Red Squad till he returns from the IR, sometime this century.
And the question Nedd, on everyone's mind is this: "Why?"
"Mike and I have a unique relationship. I talk, he listens."
Kohn discusses line up changes with Velagic
Many thought the position would go to Velagic protege and Red Team defenseman Mark "Mountain Boy" Lewis. Velagic begs to differ.
"Mark's alright if you want scoring and superb defense, but I know the Kohner can handle my instruction and will deliver it with the right intonation in the dressing room."
Kohn, never shy with an opinion, is well known as an "expert analyst and motivator" much in the style of TSN pundit Pierre Maguire.
"I look forward to the Red squad finally giving me the respect I deserve" said Kohn. "Now they have to listen."
Or so he hopes. According to sources, Lewis is absolutely bitter about Velagic's oversight and plans a protest.
"We're ready for any protest that Mr. Lewis might launch" offered Kohn "for now this team is mine, all mine!"
Kohn will be exercising his new found power this Tuesday Night at the season opener. Be there.
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